Miscellaneous: Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating...

By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Tweenmom - 13/04/2017 16:00

Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:55

it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?

kut19 6

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.

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CJEngle 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:13

I can't believe that. I wish inception would have one.

d_ele 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:51

YLIA!!! It annoyed me SO MUCH!

LOLLOSERRR 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:37

IKR?!? inception is the best movie ever!!!! twilight died out...

No_LoveMM 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 12:52

91- Thank god there is at least one 14 year old girl with a brain, kudos to you.

Arya1990 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:14

LOL, OP. I totally agree with you! Though it probably means that HP fans aren't insecure & shallow enough to need awards when we know it's the best! let the baby have its bottle!

OMGBBQ 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:51

your dumb.

tinypurplegiant 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:45

inception

tinypurplegiant 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:45

inception

unhappypixie 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:22

this is the worst fml ever. it affended a lot of people.

beeweezee 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 14:56

don't forget justin bieber.

pyromaniac703 9

Tuesday 7 June 2011 15:35

this isn't a fml. ur dumb

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