Health, Mother in law and Nightmare: Oh noooooooo!

Oh noooooooo!

By the boogieman mom - 27/11/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that eating too much cheese really can cause nightmares. I had a cheese sandwich before bed and woke up later to the nightmarish sight of my mother-in-law standing over me with a suitcase. She had a big argument with her husband and wants to stay with us for a few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 01:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, my family had an argument with me because I bought the wrong kind of cheese. They never said what kind they wanted. The argument ended with my mother saying that she wished she could kill herself, because of how horrible of a person I am. FML

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By SetoAyumi - 15/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By norestforthewicked - 19/04/2011 04:30

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

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By nightmare ass - 15/05/2019 06:11

Today, I let out the most vile, nose-melting dairy curdling fart of my life. The sound didn’t wake me up. But the nightmare I had from how rank smelling it was sure did. My own fart ruined my sleep. FML

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AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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Fight club

By just outdone - 31/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML

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Phillycheeze 20

Tuesday 27 November 2018 15:36

So Holiday Inn Express is all booked up? If your mother in law moves in, It will be the end of your marriage and walking around in your shorts around the house

Linz645 19

Tuesday 27 November 2018 16:05

Hopefully it was a nightmare and not real

Comments

darkshadus 10

Tuesday 27 November 2018 15:07

How big was that cheese sandwich?

Phillycheeze 20

Tuesday 27 November 2018 15:36

So Holiday Inn Express is all booked up? If your mother in law moves in, It will be the end of your marriage and walking around in your shorts around the house

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 November 2018 15:57

The cheese caused you to fart in your sleep so badly, your wife called her mom. This woke up her husband and caused the fight that brought her to your house. Therefore, cheese eaten late causes nightmares. QED

Linz645 19

Tuesday 27 November 2018 16:05

Hopefully it was a nightmare and not real

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Tuesday 27 November 2018 23:24

If your spouse offered to have her there without consulting you first, you need to have a serious talk. If MIL invited herself over, get her out of your home. You need to have some stronger boundaries with your MIL if she's entered your room without permission while you're sleeping. Neither of you have an obligation to offer her a place to stay.

Virids 13

Wednesday 28 November 2018 11:01

Way to put someone on the spot, in-law.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:13

Put your foot down You aren't a bed and breakfast for months on end

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 28 November 2018 18:30

Umm wow anyone who does not understand simple boundaries is either a moron or an asshole,my mother-in-law had keys to our house but would never enter without letting us know and why and would never come into our bedroom when we were sleeping even if it was an emergency she would at least knock on the door first if we hadn't answered the doorbell 🙄😒