Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends....

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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Spit take

By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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Panic!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

Classy.

Jonasgl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:16

so what was so funny? ;P

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Jonasgl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:16

so what was so funny? ;P

cmtriplecage 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:17

what a sight that is to see

andyn 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:00

this was a waste of 10 seconds of my life.

rudone 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:50

check please?

wbrycem 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:56

Hahahaha I would've laughed at that

rekabdarb 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:08

yeah where is the fml part? that's hilarious

Ox_Baker 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:39

Translation: My fat pig friend and I were at Panda Express at the mall, and we were eating too much and being little douchebags, like normal.

mlipro 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:30

... I guess you had to be there?

buunana 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:20

That's not an FML! You obviously had a good time to be laughing so hard, right? :D

gwenhwyfaer 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:57

You know what is an FML? "Today, these three little jerks came into my Chinese restaurant..."

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:11

yeah... i feel bad for the ppl at the restaurant...*shakes head with pity* they're the ones who had to clean up the huge mess u ppl left... lol im hoping u at least left a /very/ good tip as an apoligy for all that good time u had hahahaha but i feel like this was embarrassing and all but u loved every second of it... ;) lol

Shaebug12 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:15

48- u spelled apology wrong...

KatieKhaos 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:14

110, You spelled you wrong. 48, you almost spelled everything wrong.

rcloca 10

Monday 27 June 2011 1:04

really

Rasputia 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:24

You no laugh! that no funny! Why you make fun of chinese people? Chinese people no bad to you! YOU PAY NOW!!! lol....should have gone to KFC :D

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

Classy.

doggylover27 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:48

I never knew that laughing was now considered an FML o.o

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 6:00

almost as classy as you in your profile picture.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:28

You're quite a pair of spackers aren't you?

Kat_MS 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:28

Lol, smart. Must've had a good time up until then though :).

blameyourself 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:29

who the hell pukes when they laugh hard? So gross. Not a funny fml at all.

vassal44 9

Friday 10 January 2014 22:38

Leave. On FML potty humor=win

nickyzinks 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:31

Well you two would make a delightful couple, what with all the bodily fluids being exchanged.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:36

You just made me think of all the worst things I've ever seen on the internet =(

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:29

^agreed...if I saw them walking out of the resturant, I would have been sure the was about to be a new viral video out...involving a random number of cups, girls, and orange chicken.