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By SoClose - 03/02/2009 14:25 - Canada

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

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brownrug 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 2:04

denied =(

tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:13

the most epic FML i've read so far wow just wow

hopelessly_dense 0

Monday 9 February 2009 8:49

and I thought i knew how to cockblock

flyingdjs 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:13

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yougotboyed 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:12

perhaps the saddest story i have ever heard.

dont_stop_believ 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:48

dude there r dying children who never see day and this is the saddest story you ever heard??

americuzz 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:00

yes this I sad he didn't deserve it. fyl op.

gars56 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 0:47

What do you mean by never see day? I'm intrigued by this

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

whoperlargefries 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:28

thats what i was thinking too. i can't believe it took until post #21 for someone to realize that :P

iamf___d 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:01

here is a tip next time just take the stairs it is worth it

stolencookie 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 4:14

Stairs have nothing to do with fire alarms going off... You would still need to evacuate the building all the same while exerting more energy.

throwing_bricks 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:05

:( dude

Mikieboy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:36

No. Nohahaaooooo, ah man. **** haahhahhahahaha, thats terrible, it was prolly a jealous homie pullin the alarm, duuuhuuuude, major weakage

minesbiggerr 25

Saturday 1 February 2014 21:08

Weakage?

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