By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
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danielhartlesss 13

Should've told them you're stuck in a flaming elevator

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jipster 11

I hope OP has water. Dehydratation is your worst enemy!

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StantheMan93 12

Hopefully OP isn't stuck in the elevator with a crazy person.

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riffehunter 16

"ho ho ho" "stop it patrick you're scaring him!"

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dcb132z 17

The fire department is ready at all times don't worry about them not getting there it's their job even if it's six in the morning

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meli1195 31

apparently they weren't ready this time, seeing as how OP has been waiting for 6 hours

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badluckalex 23

Op has been waiting for 6 hours for the firemen to come, they aren't saying it's 6 in the morning.

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lex1459 38

OP should call back, then order a pizza and see which gets there first. See who really does their job.

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False_Stupidity 41

That might work, but how is the pizza guy going to get to the stuck elevator?

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danielhartlesss 13

Should've told them you're stuck in a flaming elevator

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Econforthwin 15

Or maybe just not told them you were stuck at all. Not a high priority.

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ELoni_fml 25

That would also be a much cooler story to tell ^^

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ELoni_fml 25

16, so you mean to call them just to let them know you're in a perfectly well functioning elevator?

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Exodiafinder687 58

So the fire department responds quicker if the elevator is gay?

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JoSmokes 10

What do you do if you have to use the restroom?

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meli1195 31

well when you're stuck in an elevator with no help near on the horizon, any corner of the elevator can become a bathroom

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redstone7693 29

or you could just go on the top and shit down the shaft lol

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thespiantess 18

Once my elevator stopped for about 5 seconds while I really needed to use the restroom and I was so afraid of getting stuck in that situation that I now always use the restroom before leaving the house.

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Dramori 29

Call back and say you're suffering from a panic or asthma attack - medical emergencies will get prioritised...

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countryb_cth 38

After 6 hours of waiting, lying clearly is the answer.

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caro1ina48 13

I'm surprised your battery isn't dead by now. Hope you get out soon!

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enzozo101 8

At least he has cell reception to post this and do other various things.?

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ThongWarrior 17

Have been stuck in an elevator for 6 hours straight and life is in danger? Why not post about it in FML....

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rossea 21

He probably got out sometime after that and posted it as an FML as his past self? Idk

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MrConcise 34

Err, he was stuck in an elevator for six hours. Past the initial 30 minutes of panic, that'd leave another five and a half hours to be excruciatingly bored.

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ksks1234 33

If op is on hour six and has been entertaining himself for the past 5 1/2 hours, his battery must be super low. As soon as his battery dies, the real emergency begins.

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MrConcise 34

You could always play with "Calculator" and watch your battery last for an obscene amount of time. ;)

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Exodiafinder687 58

Hey I just called you. And this is crazy. But I'm still stuck here. So save me maybe.

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clemsi 20

27 Love the comment, hate you got getting that damn song stuck in my head.

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_kyleG_ 34

OP, are you stuck alone or are there others with you?

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