By WhyMe - 26/09/2009 03:54 - United States

Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML
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WhyMeAC 0

Well, for starters, I'm 99% sure this dude was staring at me because we were standing alone in the annex of the bus terminal, and every time I looked up from my book, he was staring. Secondly, it was almost midnight and this was the same terminal my boyfriend was held up at gunpoint outside of less than a year ago, so I was already on edge. Third, I didn't sit down. Because the creepy **** smiled at me when I got on the bus! I stood. But the fact that the only open seat was next to him seemed worth mentioning in context.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell him you have a penis. Problem solved.... MAYBE.

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Magicalyn 0

You can try as hard as you want to avoid it, but creepers always manage to find a way to be creepy

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Xader 0

You're kidding. People got an the bus, AND they chose not to sit by creepy guy? Mind-boggling...

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LocoChaz006 0

Sh*t happens, OP. In the last of my days getting the bus home from work, the same old-aged alcoholic would perch himself next to me, pollute my air and fall asleep. The journey lasted about 45-60mins, depending on the traffic. Luckily I get the train now which smells slightly better, as well as being a lot faster and surprisingly cheaper.

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xenomorph 0

Also consider that if you would rather stand than sit next to the creepy guy, he would notice and either 1) shape up, leading ultimately to full reconciliation, or 2) stalk harder, leading ultimately to a transgression of the law and arrest.

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Helloweentonite 0

next time , the stress relieving and creep-b-gone thing to do is : 1. run up to him 2. kick him in the shin 3. push him on the floor 4: yell - CREEPER! and 5. run to your bus. works evry time XD

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cbroxs17 0

that happened to me once. than it turned out he was in my theater class.

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breenarae25 0

"today, I saw this beautiful girl in the train, the only seat was next to me. she stood up the whole time. FML"

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writergirl23 19

That's why I'd stand up with my hand on a rail or even the back of a seat. Blame nonexistent back trouble that makes it hard to get up once you sit down. Even arch your back very slightly and awkwardly (important not to overdo) just as if you had back trouble. (or you could say tail bone issues, I broke it when I was 12 and let me tell you, you can't sit down then get back up with that!). Just a few ideas :)

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