By WhyMe - 26/09/2009 03:54 - United States

Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML
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WhyMeAC 0

Well, for starters, I'm 99% sure this dude was staring at me because we were standing alone in the annex of the bus terminal, and every time I looked up from my book, he was staring. Secondly, it was almost midnight and this was the same terminal my boyfriend was held up at gunpoint outside of less than a year ago, so I was already on edge. Third, I didn't sit down. Because the creepy **** smiled at me when I got on the bus! I stood. But the fact that the only open seat was next to him seemed worth mentioning in context.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tell him you have a penis. Problem solved.... MAYBE.

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Magicalyn 0

You can try as hard as you want to avoid it, but creepers always manage to find a way to be creepy

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freudianego 0

The fact that you walked to another bus stop just to avoid one guy that you didn't know made you the creepy one.

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arielhoee 9

I think Imogen Heap would be the one with the most stalker-ish song lyrics: "Follow you home You've got your headphones on And your dancing Got lucky, beautiful shot You're taking everything off Watch the curtains, wide open And you fall in the same routine Flicking through the TV Relaxed and reclining And you think you're alone"

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Intoxicunt 5

Yeah, that's a good one. I think Virus of Life may still be better. But then, it's more stalker + murderer. I love how we've just dominated this thread almost from its inception.

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Whirling_Kumquat 0

Follow You Home, by Nickelback is also a good one :) Well you can dig me up a grave And try and stick me in the ground Well you can tie me to the bed And try and beat me half to death But you can never keep me down Well you can stick me in a hole And you can pray all day for rain You can shoot me in the leg Just to try to make me beg And you can leave me there for days [CHORUS] And I'll stay alive Just to follow you home And I will survive 'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess You're my California Queen Like the Duchess of Detroit And every city in between You can slap me in the face You can scream profanity Leave me here to die alone but I'll still follow you home I'll still follow you home

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fckaduck 0

Nothing Nickelback is ever good. and lol @ 45 :D

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arielhoee 9

Haha yeah.. that's seems to be something that happens quite often on here. ;D

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arielhoee 9

Also I think that Haunted - Evanescence has quite a stalker-like vibe to it.. although like the title states, it's probably more about being haunted than stalked right?

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Intoxicunt 5

I know what you mean, ariel. :) Yeah, it does, but she's the victim. She really has a lot of obsessive songs. Like "Even In Death".

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Intoxicunt 5

Not Evanescence? Slipknot? Taylor Swift? Seriously!??!!!?!

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arielhoee 9

Haha probably cause Amy Lee is an obsessive person maybe? She's one of my heroes though.. I love her music, always have. I told my mom one time that I've always loved listening to her,

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Intoxicunt 5

I love her too. She's amazing. I'm listening to her now. "Like You". Good song. Another obsessive song. Yeah, she obsessed over the one dude practically her whole life then FINALLY got him. Now they're married. :)

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arielhoee 9

Haha yeahh. She's really pretty too, I'm jealous.

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Intoxicunt 5

Me too, but I get told I look like her. When my hair was long and black, I've even been mistaken for her. I like how she used to look more than now, though. She's still gorgeous, but she was thinner back then.

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Intoxicunt 5

I guess I meant to say "what music do you listen to?"

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arielhoee 9

Wow really? That's cool, I wish I got told that hahaha. I probably look nothing like her though. & My FML app is being a bitch & cutting off the end off my comment so I switched to the safari one. ;O

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Intoxicunt 5

I sing like her too, but not quite as well. =/ I hate phone web-browsing. I refuse to do it.

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