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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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Am I the only one who noticed the poster's gender? And for the posting person, I am really sorry to hear it, but in all honesty you just have to show her that it's fine. It's nothing she hasn't seen before, and it isn't hard. She will come around, and if not she should have thought about it before marriage. All the best of luck :)

thatonetribute 31

She's probably scared if it's her first time. It may be nothing personal.

sample the milk before you buy the cow. sucks to be you.

But honestly that sounds like it could be linked to a bad experience as a child. AKA abuse

Why is everyone assuming that op is a guy. It's not hard to look and see that it is in fact a lady.

Sometimes women get nervous and scared when they feel pressured to do something sexually. OP may have been a little too forward with the new wife who wasn't ready. Give it time and be sure to talk about it

What's the return policy on spouses? Lemme know. Similar issue...