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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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People shouldn't feel sorry for you, they should feel sorry for your wife that instand of trying to understand whats the problem with her (maybe she has some kind of trauma or she's afraid because it's her first time) you decide to be pissed off and wine about it on the internet...

I'd say it's likely either what everyone else is saying, she's just inexperienced and a bit scared. or she's been through something awful in her past and she's just not ready yet. either way, if you love her enough to wait til marriage, you can wait a bit longer

Never wait until marriage. Such a dumb idea. You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it first would you? Hell no. Same applies to sex with the same woman for the rest of your life. You should have made her. Just been like woman, its now or anullment tomorrow.

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