Money: Today, we bought our first home after months of searching and...

By Maruska28 - 07/09/2017 20:00

Today, we bought our first home after months of searching and years of saving. It's directly in the path of Hurricane Irma and may be destroyed before we even get the chance to move in. FML

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By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 11:09

Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 08:00

Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML

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By Laurita - 18/08/2017 04:30

Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:00

Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML

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By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

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By Sad_homeowners - 20/10/2016 15:45 - United States - Pierre

Today, I'm still not living in the house I fought so hard to buy three months ago. As I was fixing a hole in the wall, I found black mold covering the back side of my drywall. On every wall. I can't afford to fix it. FML

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My new house

By Anonymous - 22/01/2013 08:27 - New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Slumlords

By beccaboo_96 - 20/10/2024 17:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out that my house has termites and my family, from whom I'm renting the place, says I might have to move. I don't have the funds for that right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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Thursday 7 September 2017 21:11

it you have your receipt just take it back and get a refund if it doesnt look used

mekiswrite 21

Thursday 7 September 2017 20:03

at least insurance will cover the rebuild if it is destroyed

Comments

Ashley Nicole Marcin 1

Friday 8 September 2017 3:59

It's a long shot, but you wouldn't happen to be from Colorado and have purchased it in a retirement community? Because that would be weird.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 8 September 2017 6:39

The storm may just change its way... I mean it's definitely possible...

rosiemont07 13

Friday 8 September 2017 14:33

YDI because you should know that several hurricanes pass through Florida

onceuponatime456 16

Friday 8 September 2017 16:12

Hmmmmmm. No you didn't!

tamesenicole 27

Sunday 10 September 2017 0:08

We sometimes go YEARS without experiencing a hurricane. You don't live in Florida (unless you do) so stay out of it

Aaron Mount 6

Saturday 9 September 2017 20:23

I would have thought about where the location is before purchasing...

Marie Liska 2

Friday 15 September 2017 7:29

OP here. Update: the house survived with minor damage. The electricity has yet to turn on with no word as to when we'll have power. Looks like move-in day will not be tomorrow.