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By meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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By What-_- - 25/01/2017 00:00

Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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By doughgirl101 - 07/09/2011 05:59 - Canada

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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Southern states be like

By F*ckinghot - 19/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML

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Deal with it

By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:13

"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:11

Ahahahahahaha.

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fsaat 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:45

LMAO!! "Internet for Dummies" and turn the damn ac on!

mhnilo88 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:52

ever here of this thing called air-conditioning

abbyleighh143 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:55

hahahahahahah.

TardxxxCake 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:11

wait.. what? o.o that's one of the stupidest things I've heard someone say...

mandaboo 8

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:12

Internet is expensive and hard to come by, your mom is just trying to be practical. I can't even type that with a straight face

athena3100 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:15

your mom is stupid…

suprmidgt 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:18

Your mom is an idiot. Of coarse that goes without saying.

Mirrors_fml 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:18

She's just making sure the internets doesn't run out. You'll have to make a pilgramige to California if you do to fix it.

mimilyv 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:29

ur moms an idiot

Brownstonius 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:44

LOL! I think I pooped a Lil' bit.

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Same thing different taste

Southern states be like

Deal with it

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