By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 099
You deserved it 1 546
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

TheNoobySpartan 13

Invest in a window screen. Just because the landowner won't improve your quality of living doesn't mean you're bound to his whims :)

149 0
leJar 14

There's only one thing you can do now. And it involves fire... a lot of it

74 1

Comments

leJar 14

There's only one thing you can do now. And it involves fire... a lot of it

74 1
TheNoobySpartan 13

Invest in a window screen. Just because the landowner won't improve your quality of living doesn't mean you're bound to his whims :)

149 0
Colon_Man 17

Yes. You can buy a kit to make your own at Lowe's for pretty cheap. Just, uhh, double check your measurements before cutting... *sweeps frame scraps under a rug*

21 0
klil708 14

Flying ants are like tiny satans with wings

11 0
kikimiko 7

You can sue your landlord. It's not considered acceptable housing with no AC

13 3
xdattax 18

Nope. In Florida you are only legally required to supply heat in a rental unit. AC is completely optional, as awful as that is.

0 1
DashPlays 18

There potential for an infestation. I suggest you get your house checked afterward.

5 1
lexiieeex3 32

Until your landlord steps up can you get a few fans? Once you've killed the damn flying ants of course.

4 0
emeraldarcher74 30

I have a spare ticket to nopeville, if you're interested.

12 0
ainsworth_fml 1

Also from Florida, once we hit 95 outside its considered an emergency repair, you need to report your landlord. The landlord will dislike you, but clearly he already does.

27 2
eagleriverjohn 24

Look through your lease contract closely, he may be obligated to fix it. If he is, you can decide to not pay rent until he fixes it because he is not holding up his end of the contract

25 0
thatweirdasian 22

Eeeekk! I hope you didn't get bit! Time to threaten to report the landlord. How ridiculous of him. Houses in Florida NEED to have AC. He shouldn't even be a landlord!

5 1