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By meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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By What-_- - 25/01/2017 00:00

Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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By doughgirl101 - 07/09/2011 05:59 - Canada

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML

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By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:13

"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:11

Ahahahahahaha.

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Mrrevorp 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:55

well your mom is smart, have you ever tried to chase down a running Internet?? well it's one hell of a hassle!

asiamph 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:58

oh gosh...from which planet is your mom from!? this is sad!!! Should invite yah mom to yah computer classes sumtyms!! SMH!!!

panvicka 16

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:58

oh damn, watch out! internet's boiling-point is 105 degrees!

crashblossom 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:02

That's....special.

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:07

I hope you are not home schooled.

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:07

I hope you are not home schooled.

Ur1Temptazian 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:07

LMAO

bigmike315 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:08

you wish u were whiteboy7thst aka alex haha

anthonyds 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:12

your mums jumped from the stone age to the bronze age it would seem...

tayza249 20

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:20

I'm pretty sure I've seen this one before..?

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