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Same thing different taste
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Cleanliness is next to someone else
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Creepy
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Kids, it doesn't get any better
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Leave me out of this feud
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WTF dude?
By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States
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That would totally turn me on! I'd be turning my head, looking right into their eyes, lick my lips seductively. Then turn my head again to the other one, hair swishing wildly... Again looking at the other one, lick my lips, rub my hard nipples...oh oh oh yeah!
Believe it or not I have the same thing. Two people beside me touching eachother and whispering dirty things.
Join the conversation. I would, sounds like a good time to me.
Lol that happens to me too......just ignore them
That's ok, the couple in the front of my bus makes out everyday, oh they also make animal noises while doing so.
Same thing happens in my German class. It really pisses me off, and the sad thing is we all sit in front of the teacher. They evolved into passing notes. Guess who gets to sit between them and pass it along? Although, one day i passed along a note right as the girl started talking to the teacher, so the teach saw everything. haha, take that. Sorry OP, i understand theres not much you can do.
Omg! I have to too! They're disgusting! They make ****** noises every other minute!
This literally what happens to me with this Dunn ass kid named Jonathan who thinks he's a gift from god when truthfully he is just a fat slob who's attempts at being funny and tries to get the bait but can't cause he's fat.
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Take notes. Extra education.
Start moaning.