School, Relationships and Miscellaneous: Bad guy

Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 313

You deserved it 6 732

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 278

You deserved it 2 528

By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 114

You deserved it 5 990

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 147

You deserved it 588

By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 215

You deserved it 2 734

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 588

You deserved it 7 748

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 993

You deserved it 5 285

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 663

You deserved it 403

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 889

You deserved it 2 550

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 733

You deserved it 76 862

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 970

You deserved it 89 321

GoldLeader 19

Friday 26 June 2015 0:14

You sure know how to pick them!

alexanderavatar 24

Friday 26 June 2015 0:18

what do you see in him?

Comments

y0ima0wn 10

Friday 26 June 2015 0:12

Well then

AlexanderIsLife 14

Friday 26 June 2015 5:51

At least no girl would ever steal him away...

vintageart1994 16

Friday 26 June 2015 23:34

That's what I thought

boating_guy 33

Friday 26 June 2015 0:13

From limited exposure to this situation, I'm not going to disagree with her on that one... Should talk to your boyfriend about etiquette OP

dpxantos 10

Friday 26 June 2015 0:13

Well there are worse ways for your boyfriend to be hitting on other girls. So why are you with him and his immaturity?

Stazza11 27

Friday 26 June 2015 3:03

How in the hell did you get he was hitting on other girls from flicking boogers at them?

mr_sarcastic416 29

Friday 26 June 2015 4:58

#36 he "hit" on them with his booger

2nd 20

Friday 26 June 2015 0:13

Your boyfriend sounds like a great person /sarcasm over. i suggest someone tell him about courtesy

lanible 9

Friday 26 June 2015 0:13

Why?

GoldLeader 19

Friday 26 June 2015 0:14

You sure know how to pick them!

Norja 33

Friday 26 June 2015 0:34

So does he!

Steve95401 49

Friday 26 June 2015 0:43

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.

PePziNL 20

Friday 26 June 2015 2:37

24: Don't tell me what I can't do!

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 26 June 2015 14:26

I give her props for sticking around

DolphinLaser23 24

Friday 26 June 2015 0:16

At least he wasn't flirting with her

Welshite 39

Friday 26 June 2015 0:18

Wait, booger flinging isn't considered flirting? No wonder girls never give me their numbers. :(

Emma1562 35

Friday 26 June 2015 4:58

Hey it's you again lol

FMLusername969 21

Friday 26 June 2015 8:29

I would rather catch my (soon to be EX) boyfriend MID THRUST instead of witnessing him doing something as disgusting as this. I hope he ends up reading your FML OP so we can all tell him HOW ****** UP HE IS! Time to grow up kid!