Kids: Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter...

By SwaggyP - 09/05/2019 16:00

Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

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Outsmarted

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 11:30

Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML

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Alexa, play "Guess I'm Dumb" by Glen Campbell

By nasuma - 11/10/2019 20:00

Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML

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Proud dad

By Sandra - 21/01/2021 11:01

Today, my husband, who is proud of his 155 IQ, is depressed our son is becoming a typical football jock with an IQ only just into the triple digits. He even thinks I must have had an affair, because no way could someone as smart as him have produced such a blockhead with tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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By Brandon - 10/08/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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So do some adults…

By geonix - 19/05/2021 08:00

Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML

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Wild Child

By epic flash - 02/10/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter's quirkiness and eccentricities may have gone to a whole new level when her school faculty described her as "no stranger to LSD". She's 5. FML

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By nothowscienceworks - 13/11/2015 07:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML

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Confession

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 00:00 - Switzerland

Today, my wife confessed that she'd always assumed our kids would have her good looks and my talents. Unfortunately, according to her, our daughters take after my mum and are, "let's face it", in no way gifted. Poor kids and… FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 9 May 2019 16:07

Being a genius isn't everything it's cracked up to be she'll have a lot of issues with ostracization and alienation especially from teachers and peers you may want to look into getting her into a school that specializes in high intelligence children, it'll be better for her in the long run. 😊

BEEEEES 15

Thursday 9 May 2019 20:06

Why would you FEAR that your daughter would be smarter, this way she might be able to do something amazing with her life instead of complaining that her daughter is smarter than her

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 9 May 2019 23:31

You do realize that IQ tests are BS right?

Nhayaa 21

Friday 10 May 2019 6:22

In the beginning they were created to discover the kids who were actually below average. Even if it's not always accurate they're at least relevant and should lead to further investigations. Some kids have special needs related to that.

zuckerburg 21

Friday 10 May 2019 13:13

I suspect she wins because neither of you know how to be parents...

honestjane 22

Saturday 11 May 2019 1:44

If you and your wife are both dumber than your daughter, a DNA test might be more relevant than an IQ test.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 11 May 2019 4:09

That's not true. I'm smarter than both my parents, all my siblings, and my extended family put together, and I look exactly how I should - half dad, half mom. And yes, I am bragging.

Rae Miller 10

Saturday 11 May 2019 13:57

My cousin is 6’10 and his mom is 5’5 - she started using the phrase when they realized he was going to be a tall one: you may be taller than me but I am still your mother you still have to listen to me. Might want to start that now with your kid- I am still your parent you have to listen to me.

crackpot8007t 7

Sunday 12 May 2019 4:45

Good problems to have in life

Alup132 22

Sunday 12 May 2019 17:31

According to my psychology teacher, IQ tests have many biases to them, and are tailored towards middle aged white men, and isn’t actually a great way to major IQ usually.