Work: Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never...

By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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TweetAnne 13

Friday 31 May 2013 9:52

You should of research / google the restaurant before going, or asked someone if it was casual or business casual dress.

kAPISH 29

Friday 31 May 2013 9:51

Star wars is fancy. So I don't see the problem.

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baristagirl2003 7

Friday 31 May 2013 19:24

When in doubt, always ask what the dress code will be. I'm sorry, sir, but ydi.

elizacandle 29

Friday 31 May 2013 20:35

Google is your friend.

rhcpgurl 18

Friday 31 May 2013 21:22

What I want to know is, if you ACTUALLY wanted to make an impression why would you dress so cheap regardless of where you were meeting. I don't think you're serious about the job. YDI

Cassowary_lover 14

Friday 31 May 2013 21:40

And a Star Wars tshirt would impress them how...?

emopoe 12

Friday 31 May 2013 22:40

Fanciest website in town: Google. YDI.

lovesummers 8

Friday 31 May 2013 23:41

You should have dressed nice anyway because you are eating with your boss.

Kristoffer 35

Saturday 1 June 2013 0:28

Protip: if you haven't heard of the restaurant before, it's probably fancy. Most fast-food places are very well known. Plus, if you're wrong, it's still better to overdress.