Miscellaneous: Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

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Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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MrConned 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:40

Damn son, sounds like an orgy gone wrong.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:00

Just tell him you're going to go Samurai Nazi all over his tuchus.

Comments

emodude44 0

Monday 7 March 2011 10:06

I'm part Japanese with some distant German blood. I've also got a lot of Italian friends...

mustardcat 1

Monday 7 March 2011 12:59

how do u get Japanese Jewish German in one?? concentration camp? XD

silverstream20 20

Monday 7 March 2011 14:09

here's mine I'm a former white South African Jew who lives in Australia with Russian and Lithuanian decent

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 March 2011 17:30

With all due respect, how are you a "former" white south african?

silverstream20 20

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:19

former meaning I no longer live in South Africa but I'm still a white South African born regardless of where I live

silverstream20 20

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:23

192 I'm sending this again just in case you didn't get it former meaning I no longer live in South Africa but I'm a white south African born Jew regardless of where I live

tumorgrrl 3

Monday 7 March 2011 14:36

I know exactly what you mean, I'm German, Italian, and of the Jewish faith as well haha

dmndrby789 0

Monday 7 March 2011 15:42

Why are so many people giving OP such a hard time? It doesn't sound like he's ashamed. It seems to me he's proud and is annoyed of people laughing at his background all the time. I would find it irritating, too. Jokes get realllyyy old a lot faster when they're repeated over and over again. To those who said don't tell people, what is he supposed to say when someone asks about his background? Because I doubt he blurts out in the middle of a conversation that he's German, Japanese, Jewish just for the heck of it. The post clearly says he had to discuss it in school. It was not a choice. And as I said before, I don't think he's ashamed so lying wouldn't really be an option. And his fml is about stupid people making the same stupid jokes all the time, not about the "irony" (whether it's really there or not).