Miscellaneous: Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's...

By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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Shame! Shame!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 04:13 - United States - Woburn

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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Bunbu 8

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:44

You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."

6times7 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:52

Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.

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6times7 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:52

Man, I hate it when people rag on Germany. That's screwed up.

majorbob10 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:03

Hey, it's about the same level as being called a communist every time you say your last name or say you're Russian.

UsernameInCanada 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:50

Well I'm Jewish, and I have no problem with Germans. People from previous generations seem to though, and for them I wouldn't say its dumb.

LivToFail 28

Friday 6 November 2015 7:14

Or being asian and listening to world war two insults.

potentpotable 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:20

Reminds me of a survey that was done a few years ago of British and German youth comparing each other...the German youth considered the British lads "trendy and cool" while the Brits still thought of their Deutsch counterparts as a bunch of "young Hitlers" LOL

Bunbu 8

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:44

You should've said "No, sweetie. Hitler was from Austria."

littlec_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:19

that kid is awesome but you that sucks for you

Fm_Fyl 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:19

WOAH... I would have pissed my pants laughing.

katie203cat 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:32

hahaha i have to admit that is pretty funny.

tincan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 9:22

xDD That's so cute, lol

paulfalcon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:43

I personally would of stood up, held up my arm and yell "Hail Hitler!"

cowycal 4

Monday 19 July 2010 1:50

nonono, it's "HEIL, HITLTA!"

TribalSeed 4

Saturday 25 September 2010 7:50

dude say sieg hiel that'll **** with him

Overseer211 1

Friday 3 June 2011 5:19

SIEG HEIL MEIN FUEHRER then salute him.

jt1138 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:02

That's messed up. These days it's hard to find someone who doesn't have some german heritage. Especially in the midwestern us.

Music1obsessed 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:45

i dont get the big deal. its not like her parents called u that. How is this an fmylife? yes i know who hitler was but seriously he was 7 and i dont see the big deal.