Miscellaneous: Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By PrettySureItsReal - 09/04/2015 19:38 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

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Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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MrConned 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:40

Damn son, sounds like an orgy gone wrong.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:00

Just tell him you're going to go Samurai Nazi all over his tuchus.

Comments

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:16

YDI for knowing this and repeating it! Lie and stopping posting on here Mr Irony!

einah 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:22

I'm of the same heritage. I'm proud to be a WWII peace treaty! Stop kvetching!

sueannpalma 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:21

ha ha awsome

pokopiko 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:59

Teehee, that IS ironic. :3

plo_koon 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:22

No one has made an off-hand reference to the situation in Palestine yet? Huh.

SassiestLemon 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:02

No offense, but I would laugh on the inside. Outta sight, outta mind, right?

DrShaco 2

Thursday 10 March 2011 6:04

dang son

MrCorn234 6

Thursday 10 March 2011 18:26

that kinda sucks, but on the bright side you can have sushi bratwurst and falafel!... that didn't help did it. oh well.

black_dragunov 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:12

you're a living reminder of WWII... that sucks

DoUrHmWrk 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:21

yeah thts true it sorta does

mishi824 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:03

I hear you! I'm American of Japanese, German, and Scottish blood. People ask how I feel about A-bombs. When will they ask about internment camps? And I speak English, Japanese, Spanish, and Portuguese. People always ask why I do. It's a multicultural, mutliethnic world. Get used to it people!