Miscellaneous: Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class....

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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BadKitty14 7

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:25

Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.

BrookieAnn 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...

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jarrettd 27

Thursday 21 March 2013 1:15

You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere!

whY402Jay 12

Thursday 21 March 2013 2:37

He came.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Thursday 21 March 2013 2:54

Good thing the professor didn't make you all pair off for a group activity. I don't think you would have had a choice...

Donnie_Murray 8

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:08

Grose. What a creep.

ClippersFan310 4

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:18

Cause your probably HOT!

gc327072 30

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:23

Life in plastic… it's fantastic!

Anumayis 34

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:39

that's kind of a compliment right?

MDNative 6

Thursday 21 March 2013 4:23

he was just using you to study for the next test

Alexis2742 31

Thursday 21 March 2013 4:43

Use the Jenna Marbles face on him!

alexafml 5

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:38

Haha! I was just about to comment that!

ao9s7yashdun 7

Thursday 21 March 2013 4:52

Hilarious.

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