Miscellaneous: Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class....

By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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BadKitty14 7

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:25

Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.

BrookieAnn 19

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:26

I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...

Comments

AttentionSeeker 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:35

Ask him if he wants some attention ;)

KingDead 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:39

That would probably just perk his interest more and not help her situation haha

FistToBalls 3

Friday 22 March 2013 0:40

I think that was his point...

oj101 33

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:36

There's always that one intensely creepy kid.

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:38

At least, you now have a lab partner!

sugarshane007 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:06

However, his old right hand lab partner might be jealous, so I'd keep an eye on all five fingers of her!

UsernameHere234 13

Thursday 21 March 2013 7:22

And one who is willing to do every little thing you ask ;)

lilhellian 26

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:46

Never know.. He could've been like "Lets test that!" :D

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:47

Point at him, and yell 'stranger alert! stranger alert!'

DudeEvil 22

Thursday 21 March 2013 0:12

So OP looks crazy in front of her fellow class mates?

TheElBurrrito 21

Thursday 21 March 2013 7:46

#23, Of course she would look crazy, it's suppose to be *stranger danger, duh!

sugarshane007 20

Wednesday 20 March 2013 23:47

Steer into the curve. Take him home, have your own sex ed. session, and when he is about to finish, wrap your legs around him and scream, "BE THE FATHER OF MY BABY!"