Miscellaneous: Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around....

By karl - 10/01/2009 06:50 - Ireland

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

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By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By AC712 - 08/09/2021 05:01 - United States - Butler

Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:41

theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.

benji3001_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:30

so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.

Comments

R0lling_St0ner 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:43

Guys first off be more observant Second why make a splif when you can just roll a joint? and third kepp on smokin the Cronic and for everyone who says it illegal it ONLY because the GOVERMENT CAN'T make MONEY on it plus it soon be legal over the world so stop complaining

MIXTAP3 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:07

Spliffs "save" weed, and some people like the initial pseudo-tobacco buzz they give you. And lol at #13.

RobinKCS 9

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:47

The government most certainly can make money off of it. If it becomes legal nationally, it'll be illegal to home-grow still. I think the government should legalize weed and rake the **** out of it for profit.

Apachefire21 0

Monday 2 November 2009 6:05

dumbfuck. go die now.

Tekky_fml 3

Sunday 12 December 2010 6:34

How appropriate.

Penetration 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:13

"Hey brahhhhh, want to go to mars?" /offer spliff "lolwut" /Nightstick slap

XxKillerAnnaxX 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:33

smoooooooooooth.

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:41

haha funny:-)

gurlucrazy 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:01

thts y u dont do dodgy shit like that in public

ryguy997 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:21

YDI for smoking.

jonnystitt 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 18:41

How convenient for them :P

alexxss_fml 10

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:31

weed never kills proud user since 06' :)))))) weed <3 lifes source to relaxation.

ShitYourDickhole 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 5:26

Weed doesn't kill you,ignorant pieces of shit. Althugh,that was pretty stupid! LMFAO.

btown1616 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:58

Are u seriously calling us ignorant? Weed may not kill but it does have adverse effects on the body... Plus it causes loss of determination... The smartest kid in our entire school started pot and now hes lucky if he passes

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 16:41

That's because he couldn't get his shit together. Michael Phelps is the poster child of how weed doesn't necessarily ruin your life. The kid at your school is the poster child of being a retard.

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 15 December 2012 3:11

just because weed CAN impact your life negatively doesn't mean it WILL. anything has the potential to distract you from what's important in life, in the end it's the person not the substance that makes the difference.