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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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zoepie 7

Saturday 11 January 2014 16:37

Your school mates are all dicks, congrats OP!

gracehi 31

Saturday 11 January 2014 16:42

Silly classmates. If you wanted to demonstrate "ugly" you would have pointed at their souls.

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TheWildRover1 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:37

pretty sure he's talking about oral sex, #21...

Leewannabe 10

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:41

You should have said your word was "genius"

martin8337 35

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:06

Should have pointed to your crotch.

Jenniferleigh98 3

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:22

lol.

cassey_lea 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:42

Maybe next time you should play the game head shoulders knees and toes and put extra emphasison the head part.

\ 28

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:48

Or just poke your tongue through your cheek.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:00

I don't want to know what they said if you pointed to your groin for a bit of help...

islandsun 1

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:18

Sounds like your friends were telling the truth. Friends don't lie. Someone has to be the ugly one

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 11 January 2014 22:26

First hand experience?

armonicavita 13

Sunday 12 January 2014 2:10

That's so mean!

KaylaTackett 18

Sunday 12 January 2014 2:34

why would you point to your face? you should have pointed to your head.

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