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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Pencil in the ass time

By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 01:13

Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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yewzd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:12

As revenge, draw the penis every small.

FFML_314 11

Monday 29 November 2010 9:05

How did your drawing turn out?

Comments

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 29 November 2010 10:18

I'll volunteer for you to draw me, but only if you promise to make the penis twice as large as it really is. Then you'll have 4 1/2 inches of tuna can to work with.

smiley1014 23

Monday 29 November 2010 10:39

Seriously, get over it!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 29 November 2010 13:57

I have to agree. If you go to the same school, you have to expect to run into him. Fake nonchalance until it becomes the truth.

Efilyn 0

Monday 29 November 2010 10:58

Get a restraining order against him if you can. He seems dangerous.

maskedman 9

Monday 29 November 2010 11:53

So, do all women have a stalker?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 29 November 2010 14:01

Apparently it's the latest thing. Someone looks at your fb? Stalker! Break up with someone then run into him at the school you both attend? Stalker! Bloke likes you and tries to be friendly? Stalker! Man in the tree outside your window watching you brush your teeth each night? Stalker! Get a grip, ladies. Restraining order or it didn't happen.

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 14:54

Foe, will you marry me? Just don't tell my wife. Or my other wife.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:13

Your 'other' wife is reading this. I'm not pleased.

danishbar 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 3:09

haha nice

ILCC 1

Monday 29 November 2010 13:33

Awww, poor you :(

ulicksam 0

Monday 29 November 2010 13:39

So what? You didn't even have to speak to him. It would have been worse if you were picked and he had to draw you.

nimrod24 0

Monday 29 November 2010 14:54

oh, boo-*******-hoo. you had a nervous breakdown cause he stalked you? maybe had he raped you or some real shit, but you need to get the **** over yourself, step down from your pedastal, and get bent!

brittanyg93 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:20

ditto for you ass.

JpasDa1 2

Monday 29 November 2010 14:57

boo hoo suck it up, strap on a *****, and teach him why to never F$$K with you again.

nemo206 0

Monday 29 November 2010 16:09

women are too damn emotional

BVBarmyForever 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 4:06

It's not our fault!

malisa916 7

Monday 29 November 2010 16:51

OP, why do you attend the same school as him then? My ex who used to abuse me in many ways stalked me & did everything he could to make my life a living hell & I got the hell outta dodge. I moved over 1,000 miles away to have peace. Maybe you should do something a lot simpler, like transferring schools? Unless you like being in the same school so you can have breakdowns for attention and post dumb shit like this on FML. YDI.

starberries 0

Monday 29 November 2010 17:28

At the very least, she could have let the teacher know what was going on and left the class. She chose to sit through it instead. I think she's enjoying the drama.