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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 01:13

Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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yewzd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:12

As revenge, draw the penis every small.

FFML_314 11

Monday 29 November 2010 9:05

How did your drawing turn out?

Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 29 November 2010 17:27

Oy. Creepy ex-boyfriends are the worst! Perhaps it's time to get a restraining order? Sounds like perhaps the incident wasn't a coincidence.

starberries 0

Monday 29 November 2010 17:29

Right. Her ex paid off the model, knowing the teacher would pull someone from study hall--and not just "someone", but him. That's so likely.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 29 November 2010 17:32

#47 I wasn't suggesting that the teacher was in on it. Goodness. I was suggesting that he's still stalking her and knew that she was in that class. Perhaps he volunteered himself for the job after the teacher went to study hall to ask for a replacement.

BananaMontana 4

Monday 29 November 2010 19:13

awwwwwwwww honey that sucks we allllllllllll have some of those awkie moments. stay strong and carry on!!! you have the support of "Mothers for Jesus"

TheRaggedyDoctor 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 14:28

That comment is what got Jesus crucified...o.O

niniss67 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:27

sounds like my ex boyfriend it's been like 8months he still follows me..

Lisa89 3

Monday 29 November 2010 23:11

I'm sure if you spoke to your teacher in private about the situation, i'm sure you wouldn't have to do the class..

Wesley42 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:47

Do you go to freedom high school? Because In the study hall at that school people were picked to do that!

Dez31396 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:07

sounds like fun, was ut nude modeling???

SilenceIsSilver 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:23

Oh wow.. That's so bad I don't even want to be a troll. /: FYL honey, dye your hair or something. xD

MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:53

I would've just left the class. You don't owe an explanation to anyone, OP.

VampireTea 0

Monday 6 December 2010 21:05

Erm...I don't get how they just pulled someone from study hall...they just pick someone they have to undergo certain checks to make sure they dont have any sort of enjoyment out of it. Maybe in England we do life drawing differently...