By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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Brittneyyyy 7

Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/

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Meeshiaa 7

Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.

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JonaDona 2

come one give OP a break...she is a woman

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biscottiiii 4

*Rides in on horse* The sexists are coming, the sexist are coming!

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stfuscrub420 0

In Soviet Russia, ...nvm.

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unidentified_sta 5

Hard to get past stereotypes when people are so adamant about proving them.

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VALAM 0

WOMEN DRIVERS.... what more can you expect

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

what everyone else said....women should stick to cooking and making sandwiches and the occasional trip oustide to buy ingredients for the aforementioned things

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ShatteredDreams8 0

yeah! sandwiches... n' stuff... Llamas can prowl!

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its_callie_bitch 0

yeah family guy dude and men should just die, ooops I ment go out and fight.

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CitrusGirl 0

A woman should only make a sandwhich for a man if A) She wants to B) She poisons it C) She plans to ram it up his ass

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rallets 22

#83 is just bitter o_O but yea..women drivers, amirite?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

woman can't drive, everyone knows that. I saw a video on YouTube of a woman who couldn't park her car for 5 mins so a random man had to get out of his car and do it for her. rofl.

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JonaDona 2

to #84 A woman should only make a sandwich if: a) ALWAYS

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skittle68 0

Men generally have better spacial awareness, and therefore are usually better at maneuvering vehicles. As for the actual act of driving, I think it just depends on how attentive the driver is, and whether or not they know, and follow the traffic laws. I delivered pizzas for 3 years, and worked as a driver for a modeling agency for another two years, and have never been in an accident. I've been told by many people who have ridden with me that I am a great driver. Sometimes, however, it takes me 2 tries to parallel park :/

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lifeinhd 3

I used to have to parallel park every day last year. I would always try to squeeze my car into the smallest space I could. I once got it down to about 3 inches on either side, with my friend helping to guide me in so I wouldn't tap. I was so proud I took pictures :D

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dupreezy 0

dear #84 suck my dick and make me a sandwich before you reck my car

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_Linda_Stone_ 0

Yeah, idiots like OP make people think all women can't drive. OP, sell your car, get rid of your licence! You're an embarrassment.

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mjcdsjf 0

In my head I went " woman... Yeah I was right awesome"

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fooch2772 0

Holy crap, the FYL:YDI ratio is even. 11911:11911

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Brittneyyyy 7

Hahaha I've been driving for 4 years and I still get excited :/

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afroninjashuffle 0

no prob with that, as long as u feel accomplished in life do what u do

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relyo 0

10 years for me and when I see that I'm lined up perfectly I feel accomplished.

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Brittneyyyy 7

I should probably add that I am a pretty good driver otherwise... just that damn parking.

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dhsdlbass2 1

you must be a girl/woman :P

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jaeyuuji 1

OP is a girl/woman lol

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ifailplzinsultme 0

You know why women are bad drivers? It's tough to drive while making sandwiches.

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prototype121 0

no its because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!

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Jiplo 18

Get out of here you sexist asshole!

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FFML_314 11

You want a treat, don't you?

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mitchie11 0

That wasn't even clever or funny. Try again, ffml :)

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starile 19

Since when are people supposed to cater to your personal expectations, 54?

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sourgirl101 28

It must have been a joke. Don't you see the smiley face thing? ":)" Well, that's what I'm guessing.

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FFML_314 11

That wasn't punctuated, spelt or capitalized properly. Try again, mitchie11. :)

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Meeshiaa 7

Lol. I do the same thing and i've been driving the same amount of years.

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Flammin8 0

have you been in any accidents?

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AAShah 0

Do you also get amused by shiny objects?

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Degrassi_Girl97 0

so?... really this post is so dumb

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SomeAnonymousBro 4

Figures her comment got moderated..she's from Degrassi XD

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Th3_Ging3R 1

lol...I did the same thing my first time...like 5 tyears ago lol

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smokeymcpottt 3

She's Asian. None of their kind can drive. It's genetically proven.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

HEY I'm Asian. Well not really east Asian. More South Asian. Well more like west Asian. And I've only been in one car accident. And am only at -14 points. And my license has only been suspended once (which I drove on for months because I didn't know until I got pulled over by this copper late one night).

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amazingjane 0

how has this not been moderated? someone is sleeping.

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smokeymcpottt 3

They killed my comment! You bastards!

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smokeymcpottt 3

... I'm so lesbian right now.

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