By titou - 05/01/2009 03:33 - France

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
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bexox 0

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

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GhettoWangstuh 0

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

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LoneBooker88 16

well, she really told you off

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safaeita 32

You deserved it haha people are always trying to over dramatized their lives, like I can't fall asleep easily , I'm a light sleeper ..Etc and eventually you find out that they sleep like a bag haha

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SlightOfHand 5

Marry Her. Better yet, ask her by writing it on her body while she's sleeping. Your gf is amazing.

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scubanick 10

A girl did that to me once on my penis

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worldclassrager 39

Seems like you sleep harder than you thought...

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GothicKnife 11

Your girlfriend has a good sense of humor. I just hope it wasn't in permanent sharpie because that would suck.

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dreamful_artist 14

At least she didn't do anything to hurt you! She was having fun, she's a good girlfriend.

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