Kids: Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2013 20:34 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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By best breast - 06/04/2018 00:00

Today, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner. Since I was in my own home, I breastfed without a cover. My sister-in-law stormed out in a rage, screaming that I was being obscene, and equated it to shooting heroin in front of her kids. Happy Easter indeed. FML

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By judge not, ye cunt - 21/12/2012 23:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

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By PooperParty - 05/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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By heathen atheist - 17/09/2020 10:01

Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML

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By Jane M - 25/10/2013 23:20 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mother came over to visit, and my kids started excitedly telling her Christmas is coming soon. She freaked out, saying Christmas is a "Satanic holiday" and telling them that Santa is going to hell along with everyone who celebrates it. My children are now traumatized. FML

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But mah granbabies!

By That 30s Show - 19/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML

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By Bad Uncle - 13/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came home to my mother, wife, sister, and certain family members cussing me out. My daughter and niece told them that I took them to visit and pray at The Church of Satan. Girls! It's The Church of Saint Anne! FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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Monday 1 April 2013 3:20

I would have slapped her into eternity!

Ziggy122 15

Monday 1 April 2013 3:21

Ugh. The amount of people that still think like a 16th century Puritan...

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JessStyles 12

Monday 1 April 2013 8:51

What a bitch! Your poor kids!

redwingsfan88 9

Monday 1 April 2013 8:54

Dang. Some people should just have their mouth taped. Yelling at innocent kids during an Easter egg hunt.... smh

laceyexile 10

Monday 1 April 2013 10:45

I was raised pagan and still am, our "Easter" is call Ostara and is march 19-22. So completely different dates. Also pagans do not have a bunny that left eggs. The goddess of spring was just believed to take the form of a white rabbit and the eggs symbolize fertility.so they are not the same at all.

Lomus 24

Monday 1 April 2013 11:02

OP, you should remind that bitch that that was clearly the reason she came to the get-together in the first place - to shout at little kids. Also, remind her she obviously raised her daughter badly for choosing someone like you to marry - dump her in the shit. I'm Christian and don't believe in things like Halloween, don't particularly approve of people celebrating it, but I'll let them get on with it anyway. While Easter is originally a pagan festival, than doesn't mean I can't celebrate Jesus' resurrection then, and the same at Christmas, when he clearly wasn't born on December 25th. Tell her to grow up and **** off, they're not her kids

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 1 April 2013 11:38

Interesting, that's what the Westboro Baptist Church says. Looks like you monster-in-law is hanging out with peculiar people...

peachykeenLNG 13

Monday 1 April 2013 12:06

Oh good lord. Your life does indeed suck my friend. Most FML's involve something about a bad day... a horrible psycho mother in law is forever. smh... I do feel your pain, I have one to rival yours for sure.