Love: Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend... - FML

By BimmerDriver - 30/06/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Monday 1 July 2013 5:38

Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 1 July 2013 1:55

You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

MadMaddyson 10

Monday 1 July 2013 6:24

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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simoncat 11

Monday 1 July 2013 20:26

Jeez. Your FML is just like an Offspring song. You need a shot of self esteem and she (your EX) needs a kick to the curb. Don't worry about her-Trash gets picked up.

Ubehage 32

Monday 1 July 2013 20:52

So, why did you bother driving her home ? You should have left her in her own mess.

duckit 0

Monday 1 July 2013 21:13

You're a wuss for doing that

alluringtatas 7

Monday 1 July 2013 21:19

I commend you for not letting anyone drive drunk. Revenge only leaves you empty so don't bother. Instead open your heart for your next relationship and raise your standards. You sound like you deserve it.

zomgbies 17

Monday 1 July 2013 21:39

leave both of their asses on the curb!

KweenChelly 6

Monday 1 July 2013 21:39

How did that even happen? I don't think she knew she was ur girlfriend

cloudsofneon 5

Monday 1 July 2013 22:47

Why did you give them a ride?!

JDAMs88 10

Monday 1 July 2013 22:58

WHY DID YOU CONTINUE TO DRIVE HER? Dump her on the streets!!

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 1 July 2013 23:39

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Even if it's not your thing it gets you the brownie points.

MindlessHippo08 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 3:20

Why on earth did you drive them??

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