Love: Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend... - FML

By BimmerDriver - 30/06/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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BimmerDriver 23

Monday 1 July 2013 5:38

Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 1 July 2013 1:55

You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

MadMaddyson 10

Monday 1 July 2013 6:24

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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amadisdemitrius 5

Wednesday 17 July 2013 15:02

take her car keys and have some self respect ya wimp.

knightofbreath 7

Thursday 18 July 2013 22:05

Your kindness is commendable. Screw everyone calling you soft of a wimp, you willingly put yourself in an uncomfortable situation to keep them from getting hurt, and being able to do that is a really great trait to have.

AwkGirl 9

Tuesday 30 July 2013 1:01

Sucks to be you but you did a good thing making sure they got home safe. Still, if the other guy wasn't drunk, i totally woyld have made gim drive her home.

tannara 12

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:43

:( you deserve better obviously

Canureadthis 4

Sunday 18 August 2013 21:01

Them Pat Turners would have gotten them home !! (Their own two feet) Take the keys no driving...

Shazam25 7

Tuesday 20 August 2013 7:15

I wouldn't have taken her home or called for a cab. Take her keys if she has any and make her walk her cheating ass home.

XxQuartersxX 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:26

IDA LEFT THAT BITCH BEHIND.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:03

should have left her ass there.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Thursday 3 October 2013 18:21

Throw both of them out of your car

eabb19 8

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:28

you are an amazing person wow I would've left her ass there

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