By BimmerDriver - 30/06/2013 16:34 - United States - New York

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 226
You deserved it 11 391

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BimmerDriver 23

Because I won't let anyone drive drunk, no matter who it is. And it's cheaper to drive them home as opposed to paying for a taxi.

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Pleonasm 35

You shouldn't let people take you for a free ride like that, OP.

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MadMaddyson 10

you all are trashing on OP because he drove them home instead of letting them drive. I know for a fact most drunk people will not care for a taxi and will attempt to drive home, so if he were to put them in a cab he would have to pay. so saving himself the cash he drove them instead of letting them drive and potentially getting them both killed. OPs a pretty good guy for doing that and his EX obviously didn't deserve him.

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omgthisisgay 10

Well, it wouldn't be as much of an FML if you would have stood up for yourself and told the bitch to walk... Still, I am sorry OP. I hope you don't take her back. You can find a better girl who will be more respectful.

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Jirekianu2 19

Kick them the **** out. And cut them both out of your life. You don't owe them shit.

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kallemyster 6

Definition of beta OP, get some balls.

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midwestgirl89 13

YDI for driving her dumb butt home. you shouldve left her there.

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fml0505 22

It sounds like you're better off without that girl, but seriously? You let some guy swoop in on her and then drove them home? Did you give the guy pointers and condoms too? Come on bro..

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Merylwen 24

Wait, what? How did you even let that happen? And, most importantly, why did you drive them home? I suppose you dropped them both at her house so after stealing your girlfriend he could f*ck her on the same night? You totally deserved it. O_o

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olpally 32

Should have made them walk home... Wtf?? You're too nice op, kick them both out of the car.

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feilsa17 6

Why did you give them a ride home?

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BrotherPhil 35

So that they didn't get into the car pissed out of their minds, swerve off down the road, and kill some poor bastard that couldn't get out of the way fast enough.

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