Miscellaneous: Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this...

By Scared - 23/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 12:00

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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rabbit_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:28

Mods, please choose quality over quantity.

zoesterhp 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:01

not fml worthy

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BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:24

o no! a spongebob balloon's staring at you! your life is ****** now!

epicwinmaster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:36

i moderated this

JukeboxBunny 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:16

Admitting this might get you killed if you clicked "YES."

save_me_08 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:26

...why?

flashback.miss 28

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barbiegirl_66222 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:40

LMFAO !!! i'm dying right noow

madzi 0

Monday 24 August 2009 0:54

I hate Spongebob...Yeah, you need to watch out for him. Seriously. He's a creeper.

somethingawesome 9

Monday 24 August 2009 1:34

There's two of these.

Roawr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:36

sounds like something I would do.

JlynnS 11

Monday 24 August 2009 2:12

Soo What were you smoking?

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:40

this is straight out of a book i read.

Monique_117 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 2:23

Yeah it's from a book called 11 Birthdays.

gigi2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:52

those can be scary

Qup 0

Monday 24 August 2009 5:56

yeah, spongebob IS creepy looking.

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