Animals: Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 713

You deserved it 5 390

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 933

You deserved it 9 132

Panic!

By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 780

You deserved it 1 408

Fear factor

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 742

You deserved it 183

Freaked out

By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 537

You deserved it 2 216

By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 890

You deserved it 1 437

Freaked out

By The Buzzing - 28/07/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 660

You deserved it 159

By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 464

You deserved it 1 024

Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 254

You deserved it 250

By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 700

You deserved it 6 700

LEAVE ME ALONE

By sleepless - 25/06/2019 20:00

Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 835

You deserved it 175

CallMeMask 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

TerraShadow 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

Comments

Gamer_Moonbutt 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:19

1st :3

CallMeMask 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

xxrogerthatxx 19

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:42

Put a cup with something sweet/sugary in your room, coop the cup, and inevitably the fly would go in. Just cover it quickly!

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 28 July 2014 4:27

I don't think the OP mentioned it being a fly. . What if it is some sort of large beetle. .? FYL. Burn your room. Didn't need a room anyway.

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Monday 28 July 2014 7:34

No room? No problem.

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Monday 28 July 2014 7:38

Way to make them feel better

DarthBatman 8

Monday 28 July 2014 7:41

Rooms are too mainstream anyways

igottafeelingxo 9

Monday 28 July 2014 8:11

I had that happen too. It was a fly and it got stuck in my ear.. Talk about terrifying..

FML_Elle 17

Monday 28 July 2014 19:37

Wrap yourself in a blanket and run out of the room while yelling a warrior cry. Blankets can withstand anything and cannot be infiltrated.

TerraShadow 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

1tsmenoah 20

Monday 28 July 2014 1:54

Last person who said that burned their house down

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:28

DUDE WHO ****** CARES?!?! BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN IF YOU HAVE TO

TerraShadow 18

Monday 28 July 2014 6:14

At least someone agrees with me.

The_4th_Doctor 13

Wednesday 30 July 2014 0:40

OP needs to find it first!

briggsopposed 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:22

Maybe turn on your lights?

OysterPearls 33

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:40

I suggest turning off all the lights except for in one room. Most flying bugs are attracted to light, so you'll be more likely to find it buzzing around that one.