By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane
Same thing different taste
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That's no excuse
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I don't get paid enough for this shit
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Get on with it
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If she's that dumb you might have as well used it to your advantage. "Ma'am it's company policy for us to receive a 15% tip on any order."
Don't most people tip 20%
No need to push his luck.
Not in Australia though, #22
The customer probably wouldn't be able to figure that out, if only because we don't have tipping culture in Australia. Like, when we order pizza, we give the delivery guy a few bucks, because that's the way it works here. We don't *have* to tip people! because they get minimum wage.
All that food must be going to her thighs, because it definitely isn't going to her head.
She was obviously dis-oriented.
she was obviously baked.
Maybe you shouldn't have said do you want fries with that when they called. :-)
She was at the wrong restaurant
Tell her no fries because she named names.
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Tell her to pull around to the next window. Repeat as needed.
Should've went IP Man on her Ong Bak.