By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
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Mi24hind 0

I see a pimp in the making

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IWarnedYou 0

I'm grammar police officer Jake. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for saying you're. You should have said "your". The fine will be $20.

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imosim 0

I'm the troll police officer, and I'm going to have to fine you 30$ for unnecessary trolling.

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IWarnedYou 0

I'm going to have to give you a fine for putting the dollar sign behind the money amount. $30 is the correct way.

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dreamering 16

Hey, grammar officer. The $ sign can go in the front or in the back. It depends where people live. This troll lives in "Canadia". Check his profile. That should have been your comeback material.

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dreamering 16

Moderator, please remove these posts. It was a reply for the posts you deleted. Thanks

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babbu18 0

hahaha good luck when the kid funds something bigger and 'better' than a whip..

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chelseaaababyyy 17

did you really think the kid was whipping her ? sorry but thats just retarded..

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Mi24hind 0

I see a pimp in the making

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Siji 0

It's A Pimp Named Slickback. Ya gotta say it all at once.

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lmaoatall 6

why does this kid give me the impression that this is what boners would have been like at 7?!?!

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skyeyez9 24

If that 7yr old offers to show OP his butt plug collection, and pet oppossum, then that is definately everyoneluvsboner's son!

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WiderWille 11

No, he is 25, OP just made a small typo.

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bwenduh45 7

well your getting paid aren't you?so stop complaining,it's not like they threw poo at you,caused a massive explosion,or worse.

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lemonlimejuices 0

*you're. Also, is it really that hard to capitalize and put spaces after punctuation?

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imosim 0

wow you are a hardcore grammar troll aren't you.. sad sad life..

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elfuin 0

Ok I understand poo, but where the heck is a seven year old getting explosives? Also, if that were possible, what is worse than being blown up?

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papaicey 0

uhh, it's supposed to be funny, not scary

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hotchicklover 0

jus try having sex with him. maybe you will get married

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lmaoatall 6

why in the love of god would you recommend , or even state to anyone to have sex with a seven year old. that's sick!! it's not even a joke!

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Jakaroo 0

-46 hey people get married even though the girl is older.......but the sex part Isssss "ok"?????

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lmaoatall 6

yes 56- the age difference is not an issue for me here when it comes to marriage.30-40! that's fine. between adults. my gripe is the fact the kid is 7, and should have never been a reference made about sex!

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hotchicklover 0

the kid is a playa and you know you are in love with hum. take his penis and put it in ur mouth

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lmaoatall 6

you need to be ******* banned from this site you sick ****!!!

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androiddestroya 7

WTF is wrong with you 28?

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WCARlover 34

but you're getting paid by his parents:) so it's okay

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