By indiansbaseball4 - 14/01/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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indiansbaseball4 0

In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater

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douchbaggins 0

You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.

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i_am_tiff_21 0

Hahaha, that's what you get for trying to bag an older lady.

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Rota 0

You missed a perfect opportunity to ask her if she was into WINcest.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

You know the only time I can ********** properly is when I photoshop my mom's face on hot models and women getting humped by farm animals. Just thinking about it makes me... um... be right back. Gotta go check the "server room" for some missing "data."

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white_mouse 0

FAKE. this episode of CSI was on last night on Spike.

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perdix 29

Come on, Oedipus, eat a puss!

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me5 0

You can b the father of the son she hasn't had....

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Kiwi_Splash 0

That's what you get when you think you're hot enough to score on a "cougar", NOOB.

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