By indiansbaseball4 - 14/01/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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indiansbaseball4 0

In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater

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douchbaggins 0

You should have told her she was like the grandmother you never had. That will help her out with her mid life crisis.

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daymare 0

What are you doing in a bar at age 20 anyway? Tsk tsk.

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idkweird 0

This! I can't believe no one else said anything.

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Shalamar 4

Maybe the poster is Canadian? The legal drinking age is 19 in Ontario, 18 everywhere else.

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stephissilly 18

or he lives in australia? haha the age is 18 here.

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motheroffuck 0

She'd definitely do a good one night stand. sagging skin and all.

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israelnotjacob 20

You would seriously want to do a woman who's old enough to be your mom? You are a sick bastard and I wish something far worse would have happened.

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CyclonePsycho 1

? He's a grown man. She's a grown woman. They can do whatever they want together, wherever. Personally, dating someone almost twice my age is unappealing, but that's just taste. It's not inherently wrong.

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israelnotjacob 20

No it's sick. Despite popular belief among the younger generation that wants to do whatever the heck they please, some things should just not happen.

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daniDrPepper 0

why would you dance with someone that effing old anyway ?

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sparxva 12

Like one of my college roomates would say, "hey mother want another?" So, how was the sex?

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hiimme 0

wasn't this on some tv show last year????

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