By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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tomakobriefs 11

Lame pickup line is lame.

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lonewolf999 1

Yeah, I also agree. What OP said was pure lame.

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Card_Games 0

I think this is hilarious! Guys doing pick up lines is funny-- girls doing them is pure win! xD Though if it were me, I would expect to fail, find it even funnier, and been more like "I am awesome" than "F my life."

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yaziyo 0

Agree, YDI. Laaaaame pickup line.

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infm 0

haha I completely agree. a thought: maybe he just got too nervous. if I got approached by a girl like that, it'd be instant love. i hate it when girls just sit around waiting for you to approach

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bryttkneee 0

is that oral herpes or did you just hit puberty ;D

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

Lol, FAIL much?

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jpwdragon 0

Well, bit of a lame pickup line but hey, you win some… you lose some.

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SoccerChick1424 6

What kind of pick up line is that.. Sound like your grandmother taught you that one.

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Aim4thebullseye 4

Umm I'm not too sure but I think this FML is a WOW reference.

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tomakobriefs 11

Lame pickup line is lame.

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xd0rkiee 0

I don`t understand why you would say that. What does his phone have to do with him looking at you?

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palmtrees 1

Have to agree... since you didn't say he'd been eyeing you all night and it looked like he had an erection, this really just doesn't make any sense.

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plexico 3

I'd be very worried if my erect penis could be mistaken for an iPhone! If it worked like one, I wouldn't be able to stop playing with it.

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Incubuss 0

Do you like making cheesy jokes on every one of these FML's? ;)

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plexico 3

Incubuss: Are you talking to me or Triumvirate? Because we are both pretty guilty. Triumvirate: Really? I'll go see about having my old cylinder + hemisphere reshaped.

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Incubuss 0

I was primarily speaking to you, but they are probably at fault as well.

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plexico 3

I do like making jokes at the FML's that inspire me to do so. In the US, "cheesy" is not a compliment, which is odd because lots of people like cheese. Except people who are lactose-intolerant -- are you lactose intolerant?

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lets_be_ian 5

plexico - like you don't play with it enough as it is without extra features? ;) of course it would be classic to see the look on the first persons face to walk in and find you having a conversation with your penis.... and then hearing it talk back.

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crimsongetsu 0

rofl!!! 8 has tha right idea.. that was very selfish and horny of u op

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palmtrees 1

And you're an idiot with no grammatical skills and a problem with the CapsLock key.

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FerrariCake 2

Aren't phones kind of rectangular shaped? How could you mistake a retangular phone for a penis? YDI for assuming the guy was a 14-year-old who gets an instant erection just by looking at a girl.

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palleas_fml 0

that's just a known line, actually, it's kinda funny. I'm sure she never really assumed it was his erect penis. That's just a stupid line, I don't see why it would be so much dumber than any pick up lines guys use...

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kukkakaalia 0

Guys, it's a pick-up line, don't take it so seriously. That was her idea of "flirting". Then again, it's a stupid pick-up line, so..XD

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