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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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The void

By Anonymous - 22/12/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:42

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:43

Lame pickup line is lame.

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glassisass 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:56

pickup lines are really stupid. mostly us guys use them so when girls use them it becomes kinda stupid. you know what... when guys use pickup lines it sounds stupid too. just say hi and tell him your name or something.

angryseatroll 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:57

#1 Why does she deserve this?

p89hg69 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:08

are you serious?

xCrackerx 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:58

Is this a club for middle-school children? Skip the cheesy pickup lines and just tell him that you want his junk.

gDwane 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:50

^win

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:16

wow, epic fail! lol

Rocksygen 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:19

Only one pick up line works.

plexico 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:48

Hello.

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:30

YDI for using a lame-ass pick-up line. if you think someone's checking you out, just go up and start a conversation. jesus christ.

arielhoee 9

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:33

Wow, I'm surprise no one starting posting pick-up lines. I guess I'll be the first ;D. : is that a mirrior in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.