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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 52 232

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 3 584

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 513

You deserved it 5 020

By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 359

You deserved it 54 824

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 696

You deserved it 43 479

The void

By Anonymous - 22/12/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 280

By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 990

You deserved it 3 493

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 587

By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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You deserved it 56 188

On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115

You deserved it 521

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 263

You deserved it 1 446

Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:42

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:43

Lame pickup line is lame.

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Julle_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 15:18

Hahahaha! :P I'm sorry, but what did you expect using a cheesy line like that? Next time, just start by saying 'hi' and introduce yourself.

lovetoday_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:53

that's a long dick. i don't believe it.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:23

WOW fail pickup line

leggyxo 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:13

who the **** really says that? you deserve it for really using that obnoxiously lame pick up line.

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:36

Fav'd. You, OP, are the today's loser.

Yawn823 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:42

a PHONE? if you asked me that i'd b offended u thought it was that small, u should apologize next time u c him >: (

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:54

lmao at #73 I totally agree ^ :D

_jdreaming 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:16

ummm....yeah, you deserved it for using that corny ass line. smh

fyl22 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:40

Today, while at a club i noticed a beat girl. I couldn't turn away! She then came up to me and said "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" She thought i was checking her out. FML.

Sipos 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 7:04

So, you walked up to a guy, basically asked if he had an erection from seeing you and were surprised when he said no? Using cocky lines like that is really unattractive anyway.