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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 52 228

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 032

You deserved it 3 582

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 504

You deserved it 5 016

By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 358

You deserved it 54 816

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 43 472

By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 3 490

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 153

You deserved it 17 575

By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 104

You deserved it 56 182

On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 507

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 1 434

By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 300

You deserved it 47 128

Incubuss 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:42

YDI. Who the hell says a line like that?

tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:43

Lame pickup line is lame.

Comments

baba_ganoush 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:24

ydi for using such a lame line

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:54

It's a pretty bad line. As bad as the one-liners give to girls a lot.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:00

1. you suck when it comes to guys 2.that is THE lamest pickup line EVER!!! 3. a phone and a hard on do not look the same, because guys do not carry a phone around in their crotch all day! that's like saying is that your phone or do you have a boner on your leg??

anonymous1109 4

Friday 24 September 2010 9:43

who's ur favorite hockey team? lol

CFR 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:22

HAHAHA LAME! I'm sorry, I wasn't sure if you were aware of it. This is why I'd rather a guy come up to me, it's usually much better that way. It's bad enough when guys use those kind of lines, there's no way girls should use them at all...

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:48

Lame. With how small phones are today, I wouldn't of been impressed.

desichick23 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:04

FAIL.

c_money150 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:25

You tried... give you props for that much

darkshadow_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:47

YDI for using the stupidest line EVAR

partylobster 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:03

I feel bad for you.

justmyluck1212 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:06

why would he have a boner in his pocket?

Kofu 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 6:23

Sorry, but first off, #73, you are a dunce. It's one of the longest running jokes of this decade.. probably longer, now that I think of it. Back to the original FML, I have some respect because you had the stones to use such a ridiculous line and expect it to work on an average guy. If someone said that to me, I would probably laugh my ass off, then at least give you a shot. Just remember that most guys will find that outright stupid. Be careful, mm?