Love: Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her...

By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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Monday 4 June 2012 12:03

why the hell did you go to the ***** wedding?

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 4 June 2012 12:03

Don't go to ex partners' weddings.

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kickboxer1 0

Monday 4 June 2012 21:28

Why would you go to her wedding?

tashapasha 11

Monday 4 June 2012 21:35

Why did you even go to her wedding?! That's awkward

payten73 6

Monday 4 June 2012 23:23

Why did u go to her wedding?

vbmg152 18

Monday 4 June 2012 23:24

Why the hell were you there? Some years ago, my ex's girl invited me to their wedding! I said, no thanks. They were only married a few months!!

Caliborn_06 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:20

I'm pretty sure he's insinuating that she cheated on him, but why he's at her wedding if that did happen is beyond me.

tufuiegoeris 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:47

WHY did you go, man?

FlomoNation 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:51

Why were you there OP? YDI and you brought it on yourself.

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 5 June 2012 3:24

Why would u ever go to your exs wedding!!!! I don't care how good of "friends" u are?

sissors1234 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 3:32

Y did u even go to da weeding?

DevilBoi69x 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:33

True story

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Today, I posted bail for my mom from jail. She did a hit and run, and then resisted arrest. When I asked why she didn’t stay at the scene, she unapologetically said, “I was gonna be late to church.” FML

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Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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