Love: Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her...

By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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mazio09210517 5

Monday 4 June 2012 12:03

why the hell did you go to the ***** wedding?

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 4 June 2012 12:03

Don't go to ex partners' weddings.

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shiznitts101 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:42

YDI for going in the first place

kaileylovesyew 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:44

Ydi for going to you ex's wedding. On say yes to the dress bridesmaides the girl brought her fiances ex gf. Thats rlly stupid!

oneleggedbeauty 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:49

Abd wht were yiunthere in the firstbplace!?

nvo 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:51

Big no-no: don't go to your ex's wedding!!!

Emmeleia 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:57

She could have married OPs brother or something? meaning OP had to be there whether he liked it or not.

mrboomstik 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:49

Wtf OP? Why would you go to your ex gf's wedding? You deserve it.

DaniBear18 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:59

Ummmm why is your ex at your wedding anyways?! Awkward!!

rlet 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:32

Well she said they met during those 4 yrs not that they dated but either way you shouldn't go to your ex's wedding What's the point?

jmedalene 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:36

Why were you her wedding to begin with

rebelliousshroom 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:30

What exactly were you doing at her wedding, when she treated you so badly? YDI

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Today, my wedding limo driver got high and forgot to pick us up, so the photographers gave us a ride back to the venue from the photo shoot. Three bridesmaids, a flower girl, and I, in my full wedding dress, had to fit in the back of the 1997 Toyota Camry. FML

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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