Today, while at my job as a cashier, I rang up several 'reduced... - FML

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By lil - 30/01/2018 21:53

Today, while at my job as a cashier, I rang up several 'reduced fat' items for a very slim young woman. I remarked that she didn't need to watch her fat intake. She then informed me that she has gallstones. FML

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 1 February 2018 8:06

Next time do your job and keep your damn mouth shut, you idiot. I use to be a cashier in high school and part of college. I never made a remark on a customer's purchase because I'm there to ring them up and nothing more. Be happy she didn't report you. Learn from your stupidity and just keep your mouth shut. You so deserve this and whatever consequences come with your stupid move.

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 1 February 2018 8:06

Next time do your job and keep your damn mouth shut, you idiot. I use to be a cashier in high school and part of college. I never made a remark on a customer's purchase because I'm there to ring them up and nothing more. Be happy she didn't report you. Learn from your stupidity and just keep your mouth shut. You so deserve this and whatever consequences come with your stupid move.

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