By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
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Bajar 1

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.

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lukemack 4

Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

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mbpoland 5

Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

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lilreject 3

Lol bro when u bring water to airports they think ur gonna make a bomb

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Derpina_ 4

Perhaps she was referring to another gentleman in the area? :)

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Torien 2

I reckon she might have been talking about taking a full bottle of water on a flight, which thanks to terrorism is apparently a bomb.

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anm1019 8

trying to sneak a water bottle on the plane... BECAUSE ITS SUCH A BAD THING TO CARRY ON A SEALED ******* WATER BOTTLE!!!

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allstar809 4

She probably had thought you stashed vodka in the water bottle which is why she said that. She thinks you're going to get drunk.

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jollyman96 2

mabye she thought you took your penis out

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unicodndevil42 0

You're nit supposed to have more than 4oz of liquid on a pkane, im surprised you made ut past security.

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judea95 16

Maybe she's mental and believes the government fill water with brainwashing chemicals. So her son should never drink water

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adawg5 2

Maybe it has something to do with gayness

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