Lol

Maybe the kid farted and blamed it on you. Or maybe the woman let one rip and blamed you. Either way - who cares. You did nothing. F that kids life for having a crazy mother!

Your technique was all wrong! Pull the bottle out with backhand not forehand!

Well you did say, "I sat down next to a mother and her son," which sort of implies that you sat next to the mother, not the son...so maybe she meant the man on the other side of them?

Never be thirsty?

How are we supposed to know what you did? But I bet it was something stupid.

Maybe it doesn't have anything to do with the water bottle. Maybe she felt like it was rude to sit next to her without asking if the seat was available. Did you say 'hello' before you sat down? I just don't see how drinking from a water bottle is a bad thing.

sounds like a good time to me

Well...where'd you pull it out from?

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.