Holidays: Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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A shooting waiting to happen

By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 19:16 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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MrFraser25 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:48

I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever

batfan5683 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

are you fat and orange???

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pancakefever_fml 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:06

beaches in missouri?

nanabaybe 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:23

dats not bad dats good in my opinion lol

brunettegurly 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:14

calm down your poof

johnnyhaha 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 4:32

that's hot

amaya726 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:17

if you're offended, maybe it's time to tan less, and dress/do your makeup differently?

MurderTramp 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:40

If it helps i think snooki is rlly pretty

weezybabyboo 0

Monday 15 August 2011 13:59

SNOOKI'S AMAZING. and shes making more money than all of you combined soooo ur arguments are now invalid.

W33ZY 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:14

That's what u get for trying to look like her! U must have an STD 2!

majorfacepalm 3

Friday 23 September 2011 0:50

And thars soooooo bad because...?

dcgriffith_fml 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:11

The lesson? Wear less make-up

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Same thing different taste

Hey guys!

A shooting waiting to happen

Weird flex, but OK

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