By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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lrb081 0

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

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Mx_Rider 6

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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Funkengine12 0

To those of you who say that the guy's a douch, all I can say is: Have you never had a Baconater? True, it skims three years off your life, but it does it wonderfully.

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perdix 29

I'm not saying the guy's a douche, I'm saying the girl should use a bacon-flavored douche and make him eat her pussy. He'd get that great bacon-y flavor and she'd get sexual gratification. I'm thinking win-win, just like Stephen Covey wants me to. Of course, it would help if she had BIGGIE ****.

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XaosZaleski 0

I call for pictures of the girlfriend. Only then, can we, the FML community, determine whether or not the Baconator is indeed, better than you are :)

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gpstyne 0

do you give him bacon to eat while plowing you? Didnt think so, you'll live

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freeball 0

Men are pigs, but we do like our pork

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brunette250 0

haha, my boyfriend moans while eating a Baconator as well, kinda odd.. it must be a guy thing.

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SupremeO 0

It's true. Ever hear the phrase "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach"? Thats because we have two appetites, BACON and MAKING BACON. Someone, please combine the two :D

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emilialoriana_fml 0

sucks for yo

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Music131 0

wtf? was he like "OMNOMNOM! IM GONNA EAT YOU, YOU NASTY BURGER! OH YEAH, BABY! (NOM NOM) SLURP" xD

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