Work: Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I...

By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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Classic

By Can't Spell Worth A Damn - 06/03/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom - Bridgwater

Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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Big Brother shopping task IRL

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 07:30 - Germany

Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 17:47 - United States - Winona

Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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By Typidiot - 25/10/2017 01:37

Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By absense - 16/03/2016 07:43 - United Kingdom

Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:16 - Australia

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 20:14

So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

lotusflower007 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:31

I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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jc21_fml 1

Friday 15 January 2010 1:02

i just LOL fo realsssssssss, haha i would show up for that

actress5698 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:30

the pregnant women already did lol

purple19 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:31

Hahaha Freudian slip FTW

Darrian 2

Friday 15 January 2010 2:48

That is hilarious. YDI for not proofing it before sending.

JustCyanide 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:12

THIS!

Synzael 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:32

LOL

goonie85 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:43

Crap, I beat the **** for free all the time! You mean I could've been getting sweet discounts for that? Dammit, I'm grabbing my husband and dragging him to the store, **** in hand!!

kash415 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:18

oooooo nooooo

SumKid_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:24

@70 Hahaha you walk into the store with your husband's **** in your hand, proclaiming, "I beat the f*cking ****! Give me my discount!"

vetter_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:24

Get a rooster pinata on the opening day. Pregnant women are hormonal and will probably enjoy the outlet. and then when it breaks, there can be a variety of prizes pertaining to the sale.